Birthday Boy
Earlier this month, my favorite nephew turned one. He is one of those exceptionally lucky kids who turned everyone into an aunt, uncle, or grandparent for the first time, which basically means we fall over ourselves trying to dream up the absolute best possible birthday presents.
In all fairness, I do think he’s cute and nice enough (see proof here) that he could be my 26th niece or nephew, and I would try equally hard to please him.
This year, I started what I hope turns into a long-standing tradition: I wrote him a little book. Here is a shot of all of the pages laid out before they were laminated and bound.
From the introduction:
Right now, you are one year old, so I understand that you can’t read this. Don’t worry. You’ll be able to read eventually.
This book contains some of the things that I think you should know. Now that you’re one year old, I think you’re ready for the truth.
When you’re ready, turn the page.
Some sample pages:
First, the rhinoceros is the coolest animal. You might like other animals. Maybe you like dogs or cats or even dinosaurs, but the rhinoceros is the coolest. It’s a fact.
Second, you should always wear a hat when you go outside. It will protect your head from rain or sunburns or strong gusts of air. You should pick the silliest hat you can find.
When buying someone a present, it’s nice to ask them what their favorite color is first. In case you were wondering, my favorite color is green.
And just in case, he doesn’t appreciate his aunt’s whacky sense of humor, he got a pirate ship too. We weren’t able to stay for his party, but I’ve heard he got quite the haul. Happy Birthday, Kaden! Be nice to your parents.
